pile of lace

I crocheted this in 2000. I remember working on it while sitting in the Volkswagen dealership waiting for my new car. It had a strange clutch problem, and since it was under warranty, I brought it in and told the dude right there not to ask me stupid questions about how I drive. Thought I am female, I know how to drive! Still, he insisted on asking me if I push the clutch all the way in when I put the car in gear. Oh, I'm supposed to do that!?! Stupid boys.